Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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