she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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