am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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