The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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