i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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