For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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