Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
whose parrot is this?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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