I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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