There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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