You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
