I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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