I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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