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Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??

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(210): View more from Texas

this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.

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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..

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(812): View more from Indiana

according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god

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(765): View more from Indiana

You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"

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(716): View more from New York

The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.

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(765): View more from Indiana

You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house

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