D3 body, D1 cock
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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