I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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