Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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