pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
All the doctor said was why
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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