We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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