Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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