i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Boobs are out for the taking
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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