i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
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