my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
