So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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