My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You took a bar mat shot.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Randomize
