im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
its not stalking. its research.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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