so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
please don't ironically join a cult
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