What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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