Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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