Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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