so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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