girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
