you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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