absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
