Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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