Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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