I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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