no, he came in my armpit
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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