Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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