I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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