well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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