Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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