Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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