Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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