so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
farters have to be the big spoon...
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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