Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
where does the pee come out of this thing
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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