brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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