After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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