we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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