I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
you had me at cake vodka
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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