You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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