Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
