i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Randomize
