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When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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