So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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