And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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