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(908): View more from New Jersey

did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"

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(705): View more from Ontario

Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just forgot I was standing up.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.

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