I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
