Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I did not marry a roomba.
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